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The Proof is Always in the Pudding…
News flash gentlemen. Women believe what you do and not what you say. I know...shocker right? And no place is this more evident than that evil little place where ego’s go to die…. THE BEDROOM. Because all that bravado, all that trash...
If the wrong pieces don’t fit when you play Tetris…What makes you think they will fit with your DICK?
Ah Tetris… a glorious game. Those sneaky Russians got us addicted. The music...the simplicity...the dopamine hits. But the biggest thing about Tetris was the lesson. NOT ALL PIECES FIT. And this applies to the sexual arena as well. But the...
Should you really be thinking about what’s for dinner while you’re fucking?
Wait what? Yes, that was a serious question. Why? you ask. Because the most important thing that happens in any sexual interaction is the thoughts that are going on in your mind. What you think about can MAKE OR BREAK YOU! And the reason...
When it comes to sex, she is the Earth…..and you my friend are the Sun.
Is this an astronomy lesson? Nope. But it is a good way to illustrate the two sexes when it comes to the act of having sex. Now the earth, it’s pretty fucking important, right? We need it to live, survive, basically do everything that we do....
Women Are Just Cars in High Heels….
Well to be exact, women are more like high end sports cars. So let’s just say women are Ferrari’s. Or, to be specific, that is their intrinsic nature. You see women and Ferraris have a lot in common. They like to be admired. They often love to be the...
You’re Not The Reason She Hates Anal: It’s Everyone Else…..
That’s right. It’s not your fault. At least not yet. But….. The reason she hates anal is because whoever it was BEFORE YOU, did it poorly. Buttholes are sensitive little creatures, and without the proper investment of time, patience, and...